While he isn't the king of making attention-grabbing introductions, you absolutely should welcome Emiya Shirou into the community. As his best friend, it's my responsibility that he feel as comfortable as he can in a world-spanning sentient website of little relation to ducks.

...And. I'm just happy to see him again.

I say this freely.

That Matou Shinji is absolutely someone I want to kill.

((Same trigger warnings as Shinji's post, although Issei is not going to be bragging about them, of course.))

[Look, it's Issei standing outside his temple, he's holding a pretty big box of... What are those?

Please don't say those are your new pets, Issei...]Birkin, I found something for you. Well, more accurately I found something I don't want their current owner to have, I can't really destroy them without risking serious injury to myself, and I'm ( Read more... )

Thank you for the gifts, everyone except Greed.

...Marquis de Sade? Really? I don't know if I should burn this or if that's disrespecting books, but the contents...

((As a reminder, Issei got his friends flowers for Christmas. And some chocolate for his beloved Kid.))

So what does one do with two Kaitou Kid plushies? I'm open to any suggestions.

[Fail!lock to Hakuba.]
Thank you, Hakuba. I really do appreciate you helping me for the duration of that virus.

Why do I now have a goldfish? What happened last night?

Issei hovered near the door to the island's building. He knew Birkin was in there. He also knew Annette was in there, and Stein, and Wesker. He did not want to meet any of them. On the other hand, he had no idea where Birkin was in there ( Read more... )

I tried contacting Haruto today. I do that on a fairly regular basis: our conversations are rarely important, but always a relief from the stress of the day. ...I digress ( Read more... )

I would appreciate if viruses would remember that I am, in fact, taken. They affect what I think, which affects what I do, which can be extremely embarrassing and regrettable.

[You know Henry, right? Dog with decaying flesh? Okay, good. Henry and Issei are out for a walk in the woods. He has a collar and a leash and everything.

Issei finds a nice clear spot, and takes off the leash. In his other hand he has a tennis ball, which he throws a short distance.] Fetch!

[Henry just gives him a look.]...you really have ( Read more... )